2010 and 'the problem'

I started this a while back and have been less than committed. For me, 'the daily rant', (what a shocking name,) was supposed to be just somewhere for me to let of some steam. I’m cynical, and cynical is funny...or so I’m told.

I never thought I would be lying on my bed, getting all deep and writing about it. I never wanted to be some fag blogger who fills his page with tacky clichés and personal stories that nobody cares about.

I’ll leave that to the needy teenage girls whom read too much bollocks....but, in homage to all those self obsessed twats, it is really therapeutic.

So here goes...

2010 couldn’t have started worse. I’m having to make a decision I don’t want to make, and I’m pretty confident which ever one I do make I'm going to regret in one way or another.

I have to be selfish in order to not be selfish. And it is FUCKING hard. Fucking hard.

I want to grab this problem by the throat, and not just strangle, I want to rip the cunt to shreds. I wanna violate this problem. Make it wish it had never been a problem, completely eradicate the thing.

Problem is, it’s not my problem. The problem being one cannot fight somebody else’s problem, and that ladies and gentlemen is the problem.

(That’s nowhere near good enough. It is not personal and isn’t filled with clichés. These pussy ole teens that don’t have friends to console in really are talented.)

football

Made me laugh watchin Arsenal vs. Celtic. The commentator, whoever he is. (I refere to them all as John,) was suggesting that Arsene Wenger should have a word with Eduardo about diving, winning a penalty and scoring it. Wake up 'John,' on another day that could have been the goal that kept Arsenal in the champions league.

Yes it is wrong that diving is in the game, but it is. So put away your morals because we all wanna win. What a gimp!

Should Take Sleeping Pills....

I was struggling with a bit of amnesia last night and when this happens I tend to become a real arse. I find myself annoyed by just about everything. My topic whilst lying in bed was those people that say to you, "i cant believe you dont vote." Why the fuck do they say that? I always respond with; "well to be honest, I dont really know the difference between the parties." Dont you think it would be unreasonable to vote just because you can? If i was forced to vote, it would be done so on the basis of how my mum votes. How truly stupid is that?

The only exposure I get to politics is watching BBC parliament, and I do this for comedy value. These politicians have so much in common with me and my friends, i honestly believe they have better banter. It is like sitting in the pub and ripping into your mate for a miniscule slip of the tongue. I can see see the situation, a bloke in a pub says "any one wanna dwink?" Small error, big consequences. The guy will be asked if he would like a 'dwink,' and this error will be referred too consistantly for a minimum of the remainder of that night. Same thing in parliament. One small error from one party and the others will burst into various horse laughs, it is tv gold. People say politics should appeal to the public, easy stick that on prime time and you have ratings.....trust me.