2010 and 'the problem'

I started this a while back and have been less than committed. For me, 'the daily rant', (what a shocking name,) was supposed to be just somewhere for me to let of some steam. I’m cynical, and cynical is funny...or so I’m told.

I never thought I would be lying on my bed, getting all deep and writing about it. I never wanted to be some fag blogger who fills his page with tacky clichés and personal stories that nobody cares about.

I’ll leave that to the needy teenage girls whom read too much bollocks....but, in homage to all those self obsessed twats, it is really therapeutic.

So here goes...

2010 couldn’t have started worse. I’m having to make a decision I don’t want to make, and I’m pretty confident which ever one I do make I'm going to regret in one way or another.

I have to be selfish in order to not be selfish. And it is FUCKING hard. Fucking hard.

I want to grab this problem by the throat, and not just strangle, I want to rip the cunt to shreds. I wanna violate this problem. Make it wish it had never been a problem, completely eradicate the thing.

Problem is, it’s not my problem. The problem being one cannot fight somebody else’s problem, and that ladies and gentlemen is the problem.

(That’s nowhere near good enough. It is not personal and isn’t filled with clichés. These pussy ole teens that don’t have friends to console in really are talented.)